you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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