Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You were trust falling into bushes
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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