Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
People in love make me want to vomit
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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