I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Found the puke drawer
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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