seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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