Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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