HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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