oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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