he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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