btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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