i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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