My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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