She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
