hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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