I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
tell me about the eggs
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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