shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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