i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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