She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i think my cat just said my name.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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