This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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