Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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