Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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