And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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