There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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