Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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