Don't make out with my wife yet
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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