please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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