My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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