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• (517): View more from Michigan

  and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm

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• (310): View more from California

  The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD

  (206): View more from Washington

  Or, you could have used a condom

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside

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• (516): View more from New York

  Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.

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• (646): View more from New York

  he was definitely tindering while i gave him head

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.

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