How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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