Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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