Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
