There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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