my room smells like sperm. sweet.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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