Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
