We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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