Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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