Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
A bitchslap is in order.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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