Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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