i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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