we have officially lost it.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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