it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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