i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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