Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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