Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize