I got chris browned last night
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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