Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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