I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
two words...techno handjob
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
