How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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