just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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