i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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