dude i'm inner monologue high
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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