after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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