at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
