we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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